Sailor Moon, “A Bewitching Flower That Steals Hearts: Tellu, the Third Witch”
Kaolinite’s life just sucks, doesn’t it?
Saturday Night Live, “O.J. Simpson/Ashford and Simpson”
Yes, as a child of the nineties, it is weird to see Simpson host Saturday Night Live. But I’m also reminded of how comedically dark the seventies were—Franken and Davis do a bit where the joke is that a terminally ill Franken is telling terrible jokes, made darker by a tearful Davis hovering over him—and that’s always unsettling. Not unsettling: the stink eye Newman throws to the camera when Simpson mistakenly calls her “Jane” during Weekend Update. She’s such a genius.
Star Trek: The Next Generation, “Galaxy’s Child”
FUCK I missed this show. Princess Deanna! Riker being a little shit! Beverly’s eternal poise! Picard’s authority!
Parks and Recreation: 0% (0/7)
Sailor Moon: 15.4% (2/13)
Saturday Night Live: 20% (8/40)
Star Trek: 32.5% (13/40)