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Jimmy MacElroy- secretly a Zangoose? THE EVIDENCE IS OVERWHELMING.

I loved, loved, loved the movie. It's cute, silly, and awesome. And it just keeps topping itself and topping itself until it can only end in the awesomest way possible- which it then does. :D
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OH GOD.

So I have a new crack!pairing.

It's Belle/Clopin. Yes, Belle of Beauty and the Beast, and Clopin of Disney's version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO.

Anyways, Belle is her usual, bookie self. However, there's no such thing as magic, so no Beastie Prince; he actually hooks up with the enchantress chick now that she's depowered oh snap. Belle, being ambitious, wants to get out of her little town in Provence and go to Paris, to become... uh, something with books/history.

On her first night in Paris, she is nearly robbed, but saved by a passing Clopin who can't imagine a girl from some backwater town owning anything worth robbing. Belle thinks this is incredibly rude (although true). They forget about each other. Belle moves in around December-ish and she attends the Festival of Fools on January Sixth. Who is the master of ceremonies but Clopin?

I haven't thought this out completely, but there will be bits of "I'm well read, I read the Odyssey!" "Up yours, my brother's named after the author." (TRUE) "Yeah, well, I read it in GREEK." and much bickering.

This will lead to the inevitable "oh shut up! you're just arrogant and wild and sexy!"
"...you think I'm sexy?" and the only way Belle can respond is an attack of the snog.

Conflict is probably Gaston coming to Paris to find Belle, and eh eh eh I don't know conflict for Clopin's side.
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Fun with On Air With Ryan Seacrest, the radio show. From the 11/14/06 interview with Clay Aiken.

CLAY
Where did you say she was from?

RYAN
Uh, she's from Placentia-

ELLEN
Yeah, Placentia-

CLAY
Placenta? Is what you said.

RYAN
No, Placentia.

CLAY
I'm pretty sure you said placenta.

RYAN
I know the difference between a placentia and a placenta.

ELLEN
Yes, you do, yes, you do.

RYAN
A buddy just had a baby last week... and I just had a baby yesterday.

CLAY
Did they bury it in the yard?

ELLEN
Oh!

CLAY
'cause that's what- no, whoa, whoa, NOT THE BABY, the placenta!


WHY I AM HEARING THESE WORDS?!
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ROBERT SEAN LEONARD

And he said, "Oh, you know, they're doing Romeo and Juliet over at..."- what was it... the East Ninety-First... the Shakespeare Festival, I don't know if they exist anymore- "you should play Romeo." And I thought (I was young and stupid) and said "Yes, I should." And I went in, and I read for Charles Keating, who was directing it, who's crazy in his own right, and I dove right into playing, I think, one of the worst roles ever written. I truly despised every minute of it. I love the play, I just wished I was Juliet the whole time. It's a horrible role. I think Shakespeare hated young men, that's my theory. He went to bars and they were mean to him and he wrote roles like Claudio and Romeo and Edmund- Edgar, I mean, they're all horrible, horrible roles.

LEONARD LOPATE

Isn't the responsibility of the actor to find something good in those roles?

ROBERT SEAN LEONARD

Virtually impossible. But yes, you try playing Edgar in King Lear, knock yourself out. Screaming naked from a rock. Putting barbs in your skin. They're all fickle and horrible.

-

Robert Sean Leonard hates Romeo as much as I do- well, maybe a little more, because he had to actually play the role. This pleases me.
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Title: Conventions and Coffee
Author: Eralk Fang
Rating: PG-13 for Pegasus and alcohol.
Summary: Cynthia and Hal go to a convention. Casey-Ra has an interesting crush.
Notes: This was supposed to be Jun's Christmas gift. Now it's her New Year's gift and/or late Christmas gift. Took me forever to do.

The letter was thrown down on the table, almost visibly giving off lines of the wine smell.  )
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AAAAH I GOT IT DONE. FINALLY.

Title: Puppet Boy
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Summary: Seto meets Truman, and the children encounter school.
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Again, not entirely my fault- er, idea. Jun is the co-creator of the children. We both co-own the kiddies, Casey-Ra, Hal, and Cynthia, and now Truman. Much apologies to Takahashi-san. Spoilers for the entire series, blah blah blah. Cynthia's wonderfully awful poems were written by Jun.

Seto had never quite given up following Yuugi. )
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...does not help the medicine go down. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUN.

Title: A Glass of Chianti
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Summary: Seto encounters... Cynthia.
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Again, not entirely my fault- er, idea. Jun [[livejournal.com profile] tresmoron] is the co-creator of the children. We both co-own the kiddies, Casey-Ra, Hal, and Cynthia. In fact, she helped out with most of this chapter. Indirectly. Birthday gift for Jun. Happy Birthday!

The doorbell rang. )

Haaaa. The main kiddies are done. Yeeeessssss.
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Title: Half-Dollar Baby
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Summary: Freaky situations are easier to cope with the second time around.
Rating: PG
Notes: MUST FINISH UNHOLY TRIO. MUST FINISH. Again, not entirely my fault idea. Jun [[livejournal.com profile] tresmoron] is the co-creator of the children. Title = rip-off. I know. Wee.

Malik was fully prepared to rip the phone into little shreds. )
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Title: Not Such a Miracle
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Summary: Isis reacts to news of a baby that couldn't have been born.
Rating: PG
Notes: Bwahaha. Christmas gift!fic for Jun [[livejournal.com profile] tresmoron]. Because she knows who Casey-Ra is.

Read more... )

I AM SUCH A GEEK.

[and proud of it.]

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